The Davitts - Join the British Army

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When I was young I used to be as fine a man as ever you’d see
Til the Prince of Wales he said to me: «Come and join the British army»
Toora loora loora loo, they’re looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: «If I had a face like you, I’d join the British army»
Sarah Comden baked a cake, 'twas all for poor oul Slattery’s sake
She threw herself into the lake, pretending she was barmy
Toora loora loora loo, they’re looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: «If I had a face like you, I’d join the British army»
Corporal Daly went away, his wife got in the family way
And the only thing that she could say, was: «Blame the British army»
Toora loora loora loo, they’re looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: «If I had a face like you, I’d join the British army»
Corporal Kelly’s a terrible drought, just give him a couple of jars of stout
And he’ll beat the enemy with his mouth and save the British army
Toora loora loora loo, they’re looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: «If I had a face like you, I’d join the British army»
Kilted soldiers wear no drawers, won’t you kindly lend them yours
The rich must always help the poor to save the British army
Toora loora loora loo, they’re looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: «If I had a face like you, I’d join the British army»
When I was young I used to be as fine a man as ever you’d see
Til the Prince of Wales he said to me: «Come and join the British army»
Toora loora loora loo, they’re looking for monkeys up at the zoo
And says I: «If I had a face like you, I’d join the British army»